Even animals can come to hate Mondays. For instance: Shut up! I know it's Monday! If he tells me "Happy Monday" one more time.... I know it's Monday, but I don't want to get up! Maybe if I close my eyes, it won't be Monday....
Tag: Animals
The Sadistic Plan of the Elks, Part 1
Apparently, I miscalculated the amount of liquids I needed to drink while hiking six miles at 10,000 feet in elevation. I had forgotten just how much liquid I would expirate while gasping and wheezing uphill at that elevation, I suspect. This miscalculation would come back to haunt me in the middle of night. It would …
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